About Craigslist, I saw a posting recently in the free section called "one useless husband" I was laughing so hard when I read it, I saved it before it got flagged, here goes, I hope you like:
one very useless husband not good at anything trust me, just a waste of air.cant mow grass cant fix anything everything he touches turnes to dust doesn't take out trash cant clean anything a total slob collects junk thats broke he never fixes. never has any money to pay bills, lives off me. sucks the life out of me.you will need to train him! I give up first come can have this piece of s--- must go. oh p.s dont let him touch your car it will never run again.
C'mon now you know this is funny!
-Nathan