If you could be anything...

If you could be anything...

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  • Reptile

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fordmommy

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Giving all the knowledge that you have now......If you could be anything, say a bird, dog, horse, fly, spider, whatever.....what would you be?

Feel free to discribe why you choose what you did.

I would be a large fish. I love the water.
 
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A bear. I want to be a bear. A bear gets to eat all summer long, no one cares how big they get, and then gets to go into a cave and sleep the winter away. A bear has her babies in her sleep. Doesn't wake up until they are cute and cuddly. A bear never has to shave anything. Everybody expects a bear to be hairy and smelly. No one messes with a bear, especially a momma bear. Everyone keeps thier distance from a bear. When you are a bear, people expect you to to be mean and onery. No one tells you to "take a chill pill, be nice", or asks "what's your problem". You are supposed to be mean when you are a bear.

So, a bear gets to:

Be fat
Sleep 1/2 the year
be mean
have babies in thier sleep
not shave
and people leave it alone.

Yup, I wanna be a bear.

(disclaimer, I got this years ago in an email, and it has been my motto ever since.)
 

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