So I came in from outside awhile ago and sat down at the computer, and then I actually looked at myself in the mirror. My hair decided to be curly and is now flying every which direction and it has leaves and twigs in it, my fingernails are filthy, my arms have an unknown chicken-related substance on them, my toes are covered with mud...oh, and i just realized that I have sheep blood on my leg. Excellent. I'm going to go take a REALLY long shower now.