Very sorry to hear Nifty. Pineapplemama you've got me cracking up. Sadly that's because you sound like me. I'm the biggest klutz I know. Most recently within a 5 day period I walked into the same door frame twice. My whole left shoulder is bruised. Sometime in the spring I slipped in the shower, fell against the edge of the tub, then fell to the floor of the shower on my back. The water pouring onto my face woke me up. Noone was home at the time. I didn't break anything, but I severely bruised my back muscles so bad that I could barely breathe. Every motion I made(even sleeping) was a nightmare. That has to be my worst household accident next to the time I put my right hand through a window cutting a 2 inch stripe on the back of my hand and severing a vein. I lost a pint of blood on the way to the hospital that was only a mile away.
I could go on an on. I've banged up and sliced open every limb of my body, but I still walk and talk and I'm able to do it again and again.
I could go on an on. I've banged up and sliced open every limb of my body, but I still walk and talk and I'm able to do it again and again.

