I'm going to kill my husband

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OUCH! That's gonna hurt, being Larry.
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Of course I do, they were just before my time.
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my husband said I'm sadistic enough on my own..."god forbid I ever break my neck, Lily will be the only kid in her school who actually had a parent DIE laughing."
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Sorry about your headache. Hope it gets better.

My wife's had one since 1989.
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I'm prone to migraines, even without the one I married.
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Emus probably eat human flesh as far as I know.
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if they don't, these probably will as soon as I walk outside. My headstone will be the only one that reads "emu attack"....wait, I better look at that life insurance policy...I think I may have found a motive!
 

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