I'm going to lose my mind!

[Countrywife]

I get the pups I get the pups!!!

 

[Whitehouse Quail]

It's a disease around here: CRS

(Can't remember, uhh, can't remember, oh yeah! shoot )

 

[lockedhearts]

I went back home several years ago and opened my Mom's fridge, on the shelf sat a container with batteries and a pair of my dad's socks

I get the batteries, they keep longer, but I asked my mom if Daddy had been having sweaty feet, she was like "WHY" I said cause his socks are in the fridge

Then I ran and

before she could

me into next week. I have never been

into next week but at 47 I am still convinced my Mom could do it

 

[bargain]

LOL, loving this thread all very

Okay tonight, making homemade biscuits, bacon and eggs and homegrown grits - well the corn anywaay.

Doing fine until I put my hand into the flour cannister (Yes it was clean) and I found this giagantic glob of cook.....I looked at it and just about freaked and realized it was antique biscuit someone had dropped.....Not me ....whew....said me

Hubby cooked biscuits the last time....Shall I tell him.......mmmmm....Nope, just grateful he cooks....

I've got the ADD....Already lost it. I go to the spare refrigerator in the "mud" room ....apply titled and thennn....

in about 50 steps, forgot what I wanted..... Not to be outdone, I just get something from the refrig and bring to kitchen, in case hubby walks by and wonders what I'm staring at the refrig for, which is mostly goat milk and animal meds. So I walk back with milk to the kitchen....Why did you get that he says....we have one in the kitchen,,,, Oh I'm very thirsty..............Like I'm going to drink 2 gallons for dinner.

Absentmindness has always been a friend of mine, as I constantly am thinking of a kisillion things and well, my brain is only so big!!! Glad I'm not alone....... Now what were we talking about?

 

[gritsar]

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I'm sending you a gift certificate for a free GSD, a pair of pink handcuffs, and 6 dozen fertile brahma eggs. If your DH has a problem with it, tell him to come talk to....ummm, my DH.

 

[gritsar]

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I'm not sure actually. My train of thought jumped the tracks.
I am kinda proud that I managed to make myself some blueberry muffins and feed the dogs at the same time and get it right. Although....Kitty starting staring at me when I dumped a big glob of yogurt in her dish (instead of in Jax's). I told her "what are you staring at?? Just eat it and shut up!"

 

[redhen]

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No, you don't because you won't respond to my thread in the family section. I'm sending him to country wife first.

And believe me if my ankles weren't being chewed on 24/7, I'd notice.

Eek....i just saw that other thread.... sorry....

 

[Slinkytoys]

Ummmm, I think the bacon was in the dishwasher to coax the puppy to get into it. How's that for rationalizing? I am proud

I've also just finished bathing out an Irish Wolfhound and puppy Chesapeake Bay Retriever to take to the dog shows this weekend. Trust me, I would have LOVED to use the dishwasher.
Slinky

 

[Ridgerunner]

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Glad to know I'll have a neighbor when I get settled on planet Insanity. Do you live by the river deNial too?

No. I'm in Arkansas near the Illinois, over which Oklahoma is suing Arkansans.

 

[tdgill]

funniest thing i've read in a long time....