I'm hungry. What do I do?

[RUNuts]

You're looking at it wrong. I'm just short for my weight. I'm working on a plan to grow taller.

It seems easier than trying to lose weight...

 

[RUNuts]

I'm fairly thick-framed and have always been heavier than what's "ideal" for my height due to that stocky build, but I need to drop about 70 to really be happy. It's coming off slowly and I'll get there, I'm just impatient

that's because Bob Ross.

 

[Cold-Blood]

You're looking at it wrong. I'm just short for my weight. I'm working on a plan to grow taller.

It seems easier than trying to lose weight...

Stilts?

 

[RUNuts]

Stilts?

no. The doctors make you take off your shoes when you are weighed. The system is rigged.

 

[azurbanclucker]

You're looking at it wrong. I'm just short for my weight. I'm working on a plan to grow taller.

It seems easier than trying to lose weight...

...I think in my case, that ship has sailed...

 

[Kiki]

I would like to report Kiki for cruelty to me. I'm just not sure who to complain to.

 

[CapricornFarm]

I don't want to die.

With the way grocery prices are going up, some folks may have to consider the option!

 

[R2elk]

no. The doctors make you take off your shoes when you are weighed. The system is rigged.

Not my doctor. They weigh me fully clothed, boots and all including all the items in my pockets.

 

[MACCanadianCoop]

I haven't weighed myself in ages. All I know is the omicron variants made my pants shrink

 

[ColtHandorf]

Spoiler: Man Kini

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Look at this

Spoiler: nastiness

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You're looking at it wrong. I'm just short for my weight. I'm working on a plan to grow taller.

It seems easier than trying to lose weight...

The secret is to not weigh yourself and pretend the weight when you were 21 on your driver's license is still accurate.