I'm never gonna get an egg!!!

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I shouldn't have gone to the door, but dummy me did. It was like 9am what can they really expect? I flashed old people, and even better i flashed old people of a different race...glad they left pamphlets, apparently I need them. :lau
apryl29 said:
They're probably going to tell all their friends about you too.
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Chickassan said:
I shouldn't have gone to the door, but dummy me did. It was like 9am what can they really expect? I flashed old people, and even better i flashed old people of a different race...glad they left pamphlets, apparently I need them. :lau
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When my step daughter was 15, she ran away with her boyfriend for all of 7 hours.

We got a knock at the door at 2 am, and my Sweetie throws on his plaid bathrobe, half asleep, and answers the door.

Nice policeman is kindly delivering very drunk and high step daughter, who is singing, and hooting it up, but apologizing too.

My Sweetie thanks the police again, so grateful that we have daughter back. Then he looks down..... He'd thrown on a plaid *shirt*, not his bathrobe, and he's completely naked from the waist down, on the doorstep, with the cops and his daughter. Ooops!
 

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