I'm scared

[gritsar]

Me: Hunny, Jethro is still broody so I'm getting her some hatching eggs.

DH: That's good.

Me: I'm getting more eggs than Jethro can handle, so I need to set up the bator.

DH: Good idea.

Me: This is alot of eggs, maybe I shouldn't try to hatch them all.

DH: Oh no, hatch them all. Don't waste good hatching eggs.

Me: You know I'm going to need a third coop before too long.

DH: Yep, you sure are.


Aliens have kidnapped my husband and replaced him with a yes dear clone! I'm scared they are going to come back for me before too long.

 

[itsy]

You have the PERFECT husband!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you find those aliens - please ask them to come over our house. I wonder if they also encourage dish washing and clothes folding!!!

 

[Yay Chicks!]

He's surrendered. Resistance is futile.

 

[Okie Amazon]

Send 'em on to my place, too! Especially if he actually BUILDS the new coop!

 

[chicmom]

Hmmm.....he is EXTREMELY cooperative! I do believe you're right, it's a clone.........

Wonder what they've done with the real DH? What if he escapes and comes back home?! Then you will have two husbands!

WAIT! I just thought of something.......He's either a clone, OR,

He's done something wrong that you don't know about yet, and he's buttering you up.......

 

[hennyannie]

Whatever you gave him I need some for my DH!!!
If mine started acting like this on his own I would be checking around for new guns and/or hunting equipment.

 

[Ridgerunner]

Are you sure reruns of the Miss Arkansas pageant weren't on TV? His concentration might have been on something else.

 

[Okie Amazon]

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[sourland]

Yay Chicks! :

He's surrendered. Resistance is futile.

This is the point all men reach in an attempt to preserve long term relationships. The key to a long term relationship: Yes dear. You're right dear. I'm sorry dear. (Sourland, working on 47 years, 6 months, and 21 days. Still working on it 1 day at a time)


Gritty, the aliens would ship you back in a heartbeat.

 

[sourland]

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Been there, done that.