I'm so bored that...

[peppersow]

(and bob was cursed with the plague and never had kids.)

 

[and-roo]

And after bob survived from the plague he trained himself to be a sorcerer and brought me back to life. Then bob the sorcerer took me and him back in time so that we could hang you with my whole kingdom cheering and celebrating. But before the hanging everyone took their turns insulting you. But before even that we executed all of your townspeople and everyone who may have been on your side. Then once peppersow was taken care of me and my new best friend bob made everything right and my whole kingdom celebrated and everyone lived happily ever after. Even bob got married and started add opting!

THE END!!!

 

[peppersow]

sadly, bobs adopted son, Beny, (say hi, Beny!

) whom bob had taught the ways of sorcery, had learned that his father was a wretched tyrant, and that his real father was an innocent shoemaker (it just sounded good to me, okay?) whom was viciously slaughtered by his adopted father. Beny, now enraged and homicidal, brutally culled the rest of his family.(the adopted one) he then proceeded to destroy the art of sorcery, which he was very successful at. he then went to work, learning to make shoes.




THE. FREAKING. END.

 

[and-roo]

Sounds like a good enough ending to me, as long as nothing happened to king shammalamadingdong.

 

[peppersow]

oh no, he was brutally beaten and left for dead on a dessert island, with nothing but a jar of nuttlea and a single cracker.




and not even a knife to spread the nuttlea onto the cracker!!!

 

[and-roo]

But since he was already friends with everyone his friend Ahab the Arab took him back to his kingdom on a camel. And when they got back to the kingdom that banished beny forever.and then king shammalamadingdong got a knife to spread his unlimited supply of nutella (not nutea) and lived happily ever after!

 

[peppersow]

except that Ahab the Arab was a terrorist, and proceeded to destroy the entire kingdom and every one in it.
but, since beny was gone, no one stopped him, and beny, whom changed his name to "benny", was king of a ruined kingdom,
and started anew.

 

[and-roo]

except that you forgot the fact that my kingdom had the best cavalry ever to be known to mankind so they killed the terrorist ahab before he could even pick up his weapon!

~THE END~ (no excuses)




and now i know exactly what you are going to say... exactly what your signature says!!

 

[peppersow]

except that Ahab had convinced 2/3ds of the cavalry (the best ones) to become terrorists, and they soon destroyed the reminder of the already cruddy kingdom.
terry and jerry escaped from there cells, and left the ruined kingdom. (did you forget about them down there? I hope not...) and built the best possible republic of all time/

and NOW, ...............I don't have anything to say................

 

[awesome308]

I'm so bored that I want something to eat.