I'm so old I Remember when:

[Hayden Goseek]

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I forgot about that one. The story behind the sign is, it was a prank.
Some one had the signs made and just posted them one night.
Mischief is important.

 

[tripletfeb]

Many nudists will wear a swim suit while swimming. Nobody wants a jellyfish sting - much less on the sensitive skin.

When I was in Cancun in 2001, my friend got stung by a jellyfish, right on her left breast, through her bikini. She was in a lot of pain and went to the lifeguard to get help. He demanded to see the sting mark and she assured him it was from a jellyfish. He refused to help her unless he saw the sting. Sneaky fella. Gave her vinegar to put on it

 

[Brooks_]

When I was in Cancun in 2001, my friend got stung by a jellyfish, right on her left breast, through her bikini. She was in a lot of pain and went to the lifeguard to get help. He demanded to see the sting mark and she assured him it was from a jellyfish. He refused to help her unless he saw the sting. Sneaky fella. Gave her vinegar to put on it

Urine works better.

 

[tripletfeb]

Urine works better.

I offered to pee on her but she said no. I told her, "Fine. Then show the Mexican your boob."

 

[Brooks_]

I offered to pee on her

You're a good friend.

 

[Brooks_]

Then show the Mexican your boob."

And the other one for comparison.

 

[tripletfeb]

You're a good friend.

She said she saw it on the show, Friends. I told her that was not a good reference point but I'd pee on her if she wanted me too

And the other one for comparison.

She would have fallen for it

 

[azurbanclucker]

And the other one for comparison.

Gotta check for swelling from the sting, right?

 

[Ponypoor]

Winco and Aldi both offer paper. Only matters to people with Winco or Aldi's near to them though.

Can only get paper bags or reusable bags here now. Plastic bags are no more here.

EVERYTIME I go shopping I end up buying more reusable bags because I forget to bring the reusable ones with me.

Every so often I throw out a huge pile of the reusable ones In the trash. I refuse to use paper bags, I had enough of that long ago, they don’t have handles, the bottoms would fall out of them.

 

[CedarLane]

Can only get paper bags or reusable bags here now. Plastic bags are no more here.

EVERYTIME I go shopping I end up buying more reusable bags because I forget to bring the reusable ones with me.

Every so often I throw out a huge pile of the reusable ones In the trash. I refuse to use paper bags, I had enough of that long ago, they don’t have handles, the bottoms would fall out of them.

Sometimes I forget to bring the reusable bags with me, but I'm trying to do better at remembering.

Rather than throwing away the reusable bags, you could donate them to a resale shop or even use them to bag up things to take to the resale shop.

I don't like to put heavy items in the paper bags...but I've just as much trouble with the plastic bags ripping as with paper bags.
I prefer the sturdy reusable bags with the rigid bottom. I can really pack those full! Less trips to make into the house. They are getting harder to find around here. Maybe because they last so long they don't need to be replaced soon enough? The only thing I don't like about them is they can't go in the washing machine.