I'm so old I Remember when:

[LaurenRitz]

Made me laugh even while I didn’t know what Feniments are.
I know what Chiclets are, but what the heck are Feniments? I understand it must have been that made the thief nauseous or disgusted in one way or another.

Laxative.

 

[MROO]

I remember the platforms were fashion, but as a child I never had the extreme high ones. Sure I want those the next time I go to a concert in a park and be able to look over everyone’s shoulders.

Even with eight inch platforms, I couldn't look over anyone's head! I use to tell potential bullies that, while it was true that "Good things come in small packages, so do poison and dynamite, so, Watch your Step." Worked every time and made me some unlikely friends, as well!

 

[BigBlueHen53]

Even with eight inch platforms, I couldn't look over anyone's head! I use to tell potential bullies that, while it was true that "Good things come in small packages, so do poison and dynamite, so, Watch your Step." Worked every time and made me some unlikely friends, as well!

Lol, I always say "like diamonds..." with a sweet smile, and then, "and dynamite!" with a rather different kind of smile. Seems to work.