I've given birth to 3 kids and never felt this bad before. Yesterday I got out of bed feeling great. I was excited because I knew the weather was going to be sunny
and I could get a bunch done outside. Well, once I ate breakfast things took a turn for the worst. My stomach felt really full like my food wasn't digesting. Then all day I felt nauseated. By the afternoon I decided it was time to lay in bed. Around dinner time I started having to go to the "bathroom" every 1/2 hour. My body has never ached so bad. My muscles and bones are so sore
I woke up in the middle of the night on one of my usually 1/2 hour trips to the bathroom and while washing my hands I proceed to throw up
in the sink and POOP
in my pants(I know more details then you wanted to know)! I'd rather be in the hospital giving birth right now!
I'm trying to find the humor in all of this
I'm trying to find the humor in all of this