In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

[Sapphire Sebright]

I’m on my laptop now(not standing on top of it like using it) and yes I’ll be jumping or doing whatever the teacher requests in front of it.

And you mean vertical jumping, not like jumping in front of a mobile thing, I assume? Unless your laptop has little thrusters to propel itself forward, in which case, what make and model is that?

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

I hope that you're not standing on it -- those things are expensive!

This is completely off-topic, but in my notifications, it shows your pfp and the title of the post. So, what I'm getting is that the duck says you SHOULDN'T eat the geese.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

And you mean vertical jumping, not like jumping in front of a mobile thing, I assume? Unless your laptop has little thrusters to propel itself forward, in which case, what make and model is that?

It might have little thrusters that I have yet to discover!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

This is completely off-topic, but in my notifications, it shows your pfp and the title of the post. So, what I'm getting is that the duck says you SHOULDN'T eat the geese.

The duck says, "NO," I say, "Do whatever, just don't hurt yourself or anyone else."

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

The duck says, "NO," I say, "Do whatever, just don't hurt yourself or anyone else."

I can get behind that mindset!

 

[KingD]

I’m on my laptop now(not standing on top of it like using it) and yes I’ll be jumping or doing whatever the teacher requests in front of it.

Poor teacher! He/she just staring at a computer screen with 40 million kids jumping up and down.

 

[Goosebaby]

I know this is a hypothetical discussion about “the end of the world” but I do want to make it clear that it is illegal to kill birds at a city pond and if you don’t know what you’re doing then don’t bother trying it, there’s enough stories about birds with arrows through their necks or other injuries that were clearly injured by someone who thought they had what it takes to hunt but clearly didn’t have the brains or decency to do it right.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Poor teacher! He/she just staring at a computer screen with 40 million kids jumping up and down.

Poor teacher? Psshh the least she could do is get on camera and do the workout with us!

 

[ChocolateMouse]

Very valid, @Goosebaby, though if the world as we know it does end, those geese are 100% on the menu for me, even if I don't know what I'm doing.

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

I know this is a hypothetical discussion about “the end of the world” but I do want to make it clear that it is illegal to kill birds at a city pond and if you don’t know what you’re doing then don’t bother trying it, there’s enough stories about birds with arrows through their necks or other injuries that were clearly injured by someone who thought they had what it takes to hunt but clearly didn’t have the brains or decency to do it right.

Correct, but I think they’ll be more important things to worry about while the world is ending than me eating a pond goose.