In an emergency, is it safe to eat the geese at my local park?

[The Happster]

If the world was going to end, the worry would make me stress eat. And what better to stress eat than local park goose?

Garbage-fed park goose.

You're making my mouth water.

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

Garbage-fed park goose.

You're making my mouth water.

MMMMMMMMMMMM. YUMMY. But seriously, those poor geese. They're probably fed more unhealthy things than any of us.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

If the world was going to end, the worry would make me stress eat. And what better to stress eat than local park goose?

Don't forget the TP

 

[HappyDuckie]

Garbage-fed park goose.

You're making my mouth water.

Don't forget the toilet paper

 

[ChocolateMouse]

The point was to kill it, don’t leave it to suffer because the “Hunter” lost the heart to do it, and don’t kill a bird just because of a perceived notion that the worlds ending, like right now for example. It’s just cruel and idiotic.

I don't think anyone thinks the world is ending right now.

Naturally, the goal is to kill the bird, and I have no qualms about ending a life for food. But if society as we know it has fallen and there's geese and I have a bow my aim and skill might not line up with my hearts capabilities to kill and butcher a bird. Not gonna stop me from trying tho.

You must not have played enough board games with toddlers

Candyland can teach basic game-playing skills for young kids who are just learning (ages between about 1 and 4 years, depending on the child.)

To play, you have to recognize that it is your turn, then you do something (draw a card), then you look at the card and do the right something else (move your piece) and sometimes something else yet (climb a ladder, fall down a slide, etc.)

When a kid still has trouble remembering to draw a card and move their piece, they are hopeless at games that require any amount of decisions or strategy. (But they see the big people playing games and want to play too, so it's nice to have something they really can understand. Any given child outgrows Candyland in a relatively short time, but it's good to have during that time.)

And when people get a bit more mature, Candyland can be used to explain what a "predetermined game" is, because it is such a perfect example

Well, to be fair, I did say I'm more the "hoe the potatoes" person than the "teach kids" person. (Can't stand kids younger than about 8, really.)

But calling Candyland a "game" is still a stretch here I think. XD

 

[ILoveBabySilkies]

Garbage-fed park goose.

You're making my mouth water.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bone Apple Teeth

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Don't forget the TP

Which can supposedly be used to make moonshine. I didn't finish watching the video, though, so I don't know how it turned out.
That would be an interesting chemistry experiment, I must say.

 

[SBFChickenGirl]

Which can supposedly be used to make moonshine. I didn't finish watching the video, though, so I don't know how it turned out.
That would be an interesting chemistry experiment, I must say.

I wonder if Moonshiner knows.... it is in his username LOL

 

[HappyDuckie]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Bone Apple Teeth

 

[OmnipotentOrpington]

I don't think anyone thinks the world is ending right now.

Naturally, the goal is to kill the bird, and I have no qualms about ending a life for food. But if society as we know it has fallen and there's geese and I have a bow my aim and skill might not line up with my hearts capabilities to kill and butcher a bird. Not gonna stop me from trying tho.



Well, to be fair, I did say I'm more the "hoe the potatoes" person than the "teach kids" person. (Can't stand kids younger than about 8, really.)

But calling Candyland a "game" is still a stretch here I think. XD

I can't stand anybody older than 8.