In Soviet Russia...

[EE lover:)]

(this one applies mainly to me)

In soviet russia, smileys abuse YOU!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Oh yeah? Well in Soviet Russia, horses put saddles on YOU!

 

[EE lover:)]

(g2g)

in soviet russia, bacon frys YOU!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

EE lover :

(g2g)

in soviet russia, bacon frys YOU!

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In Soviet Russia, pugs squish YOU!​

 

[EE lover:)]

in soviet russia, bulls fight YOU! (notice how its not the same if you don't accentuate the 'YOU!'?)

 

[Chickenrandomness]

Quote:
this one made me LOL!

in Soviet Russia, Chickens feed YOU!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks....YOU!

 

[EE lover:)]

In soviet russia, classrooms teach students in YOU!

 

[Chickenrandomness]

i got 2 new ones

in Soviet Russia, eggs incubate YOU!!!

in Soviet Russia, puppies potty train YOU!!!

 

[EE lover:)]

(should i post this one? if it's wrong, i'll just fix it)
In soviet russia, cows milk YOU!