Have you tried "chocolate milk comes from brown cows" yet?
YEP
Our chocolate cow is the biggest disappointment ever!
Do you know what strawberry milk is Whites?
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Have you tried "chocolate milk comes from brown cows" yet?
No, I guess I don't...lay it on meYEP
Our chocolate cow is the biggest disappointment ever!
Do you know what strawberry milk is Whites?
No, I guess I don't...lay it on me
I figured blood had something to do with it.We had to get rid of a heifer that kicked another right in the bag!
She bleed in the milk for a few weeks, we fed that to the hogs.
Some no knowin lady was there when we were milkin an wanted to buy "some of that good strawberry milk"
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I figured blood had something to do with it.
How many head you milking? If you've got a "chocolate" cow you must have a mixed herd, or maybe Swiss? This county produces more milk than any other in the state; mostly Holstein. Those Holstein bulls seem to all carry the "rank" gene.
@LocalYokel
Good Saturday mornin' to you.
I see someone's called you "Loko"
I think I'll start calling you LOCO; seems to fit you perfectly.
Make sure your hands are warm before you start milking them onery cows; wouldn't want you to make an unexpected trip to the other side of the barn![]()
we ask city folk that visit if they wanna milk the bull...
They are shocked! "Bulls have milk too?"
SURE DO!![]()
Hand milking?Only 6 ATM
We are adding a couple stalls now
Mostly jersey
Some jersey Holstein mix
Holsteins will crank it out, but I like the jersey milk best
We had to get rid of a heifer that kicked another right in the bag!
She bleed in the milk for a few weeks, we fed that to the hogs.
Some no knowin lady was there when we were milkin an wanted to buy "some of that good strawberry milk"
![]()
For all us non cow people, what's the "rank" gene? In my mind I'm thinking that means he sires cows that produce stinky milk, but I figure it probably has some other meaning.I figured blood had something to do with it.
How many head you milking? If you've got a "chocolate" cow you must have a mixed herd, or maybe Gurnsey or Swiss? This county produces more milk than any other in the state; mostly Holstein. Those Holstein bulls seem to all carry the "rank" gene.
"Rank" refers to the bull's disposition; nasty with a capital N..not to be trusted at all. Most bulls, of any breed, shouldn't be trusted very far, but Holsteins seem to be one of the worst.For all us non cow people, what's the "rank" gene? In my mind I'm thinking the means he sires cows that produce stinky milk, but I figure it probably has some other meaning.