INCUBATING w/FRIENDS! w/Sally Sunshine Shipped Eggs No problem!

[LocalYokel]

kept my hands warm, didn't do much for the lines.
trying to remember why I love living here at the moment.

Maybe this?

post #64823 of 64840
1/19/16 at 7:04pm

• Tippylou
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• Location: San Antonio, TX
• Joined: 6/2014
• Posts: 1,466
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A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Alberta Bear Removers."
He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls
off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

 

[Ur-ur-ur-urrr]

Careful you don't burn the barn down....G'nite

Gotta go too! See all you good folks tomorrow... or at least I'll see evidence that you've been here.

Everyone have a great night, sleep well, and wake up alive and well in the morning!

Goodnight!!!

 

[canadachickens]

oh cc I am sorry!! did you get them? anything broke?

I would in cc situation ughhhhh

nope, Pex pipe doesn't seem to break when it freezes.
drinking now, gotta replenish the antifreeze levels

Careful you don't burn the barn down....G'nite

not burn involved, plastic pipe, just had to get enough air flow through the conduit the pipe runs through and wait.

 

[kwhites634]

Mine are gasping, too! I think it's time to call it a night...

Try to keep them in line, Phil...

Party pooper....Sleep ight

 

[Sally Sunshine]

COME BACK WHITES!
Or are you so slow you didnt see those three yet???

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hmmmmmm

what number was that again.lol. anyone wanna come over and chat on my thread

seriously I have no clue, go look at that message again!

Seriously, from now on if you post pics of tasty brownies and cookies you have to send me some.

its ok sweets, we can do this together... no choco tonight

 

[chicken hawk 33]

Maybe this? post #64823 of 64840 1/19/16 at 7:04pm

• Tippylou
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• 

• Location: San Antonio, TX
• Joined: 6/2014
• Posts: 1,466
• online

A man in Alberta wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough..there's an ad for "Alberta Bear Removers." He calls the number and the man says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, 12-gauge shotgun, and a mean heavily scarred old pit bull.
"What are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.
"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and I’ll knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat. When the bear falls off the roof, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He then hands the shotgun to the homeowner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
"If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."

wow funny

 

[kwhites634]

COME BACK WHITES!
Or are you so slow you didnt see those three yet???

I saw 'em...I'm igging you, & loading up

 

[LocalYokel]

wow funny

I cant take credit

 

[LocalYokel]

I saw 'em...I'm igging you, & loading up

LOL

 

[canadachickens]

I cant take credit

still darn funny