My wife would take the trip.
It is all about priorities.
We used to go on tropical or mountain vacations multiple times a year - when I had a job.
The last time I took the family anywhere other than in MO was to Costa Rica. Since then, the wife and kids have footed the bill for their own trips. Son has been to China, Thailand and Cambodia. Daughter has been all over Eastern and Western Europe, Laos, Viet Nam, Cambodia, Thailand, Mexico and Costa Rica. My wife met my daughter in Thailand for work with elephants and to island hop.
I've stayed home to garden and chicken sit.
I can't complain too much. I like what I'm doing and I did take a couple trips by myself to Mexico and Costa Rica.
I don't think she looked closely at the paint swab on the lid. Though she would be thrilled with any work I did on the house. Well, thrilled is a bit strong.
Oh, I've already been served.
Just a regular cheap LED however, green/blue/dark brown eggs are difficult to see into no matter what. You can see air pockets and dark masses.
Maybe I'll get a picture when it dries tomorrow. The outside is forest green and white with dark brown architectural shingles.
