WOW not kidding!
And they were serious
It always amazes me when I post on Craigslist the replies I get. I don't know how many times I get emails asking me if I have X available even though I didn't list it in the ad. One of the best ones was someone wanting a bunch of hens for free. I explained that I don't have any laying hens available (again not posted on my list) as well as just like they can't afford to buy them, I can't afford to give them away. I have a lot of beaks to feed and they have to pay for their own feed. She wasn't too happy lol.
I have got some pretty db replies, but thy has to be the top one. I saw on one of your ads you said you only have what is listed. I list chicks and have people ask if I have any rooster for free. No I have chicks. Plus I would rather just pay the $2.50 to have him butchered and eat him instead f giving him away