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[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Love it!! Please share some of your chicken jokes! I'm always looking for more material to get my niece and nephew to groan and roll their eyes

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Anyone else getting this crazy snow? We're at 2 inches and it's still coming down, wet and sticky snow that's clinging to the trees. It almost sounds like a light thunderstorm in the woods because of snow weighing down branches until every now and then they CRACK snap off suddenly!

 

[Summer_]

Anyone else getting this crazy snow? We're at 2 inches and it's still coming down, wet and sticky snow that's clinging to the trees. It almost sounds like a light thunderstorm in the woods because of snow weighing down branches until every now and then they CRACK snap off suddenly!

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you got actual snow?! Here it started as snowflakes, but turned into rain

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

We did! It started off as rain and sleet, then turned to wet snow and just kept coming down. I'm snuggled in my comforter in bed warming up now, but it was still snowing ~30 minutes ago before I laid down.

 

[Summer_]

We did! It started off as rain and sleet, then turned to wet snow and just kept coming down. I'm snuggled in my comforter in bed warming up now, but it was still snowing ~30 minutes ago before I laid down.

Lucky! I nearly froze my hands off..

 

[Faraday40]

Today it was announced that our family won 2nd place for our chicken-themed Trunk or Treat. And, guess what the prize was???

Spoiler: 2nd Place Prize

A 'Raising Canes' gift basket. We found it very amusing to win gift cards to a CHICKEN restaurant for a chicken-lovers display.


It's OK. We will enjoy the meal. The kids are fine with eating chicken as long as it's no one they know.

 

[Faraday40]

@pipdzipdnreadytogo
some jokes to make you groan:

What do chickens tell scary stories about? The Poultrygeist.

What do chickens grow on? Eggplants.

Why did everyone laugh at the chicken? She was a real comedihen.

Why did the chickens try and escape? They felt cooped up.

What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly? Chicken.

What do you call it when a hen takes a rooster’s place in the morning? Alarm clucks.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a chicken? A peckyderm.

Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs.

Which US state has the most chickens? Yolklahoma.

Which US state do chickens avoid? Kentucky.
(My fav one. Sometimes it takes a kid a couple seconds to get it.)

 

[Faraday40]

Since it's Monday, here are some more bad jokes to keep you going.

What do chickens fear the most? The Apeckalypse.

Why did the young rooster act like his dad?Like feather, like son.

Why do people pinch their nose when walking past the chicken coop? Because of the fowl odor.

How do you get a chicken to read your blog? Cluckbait.

Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer

What day of the week are chickens afraid of? Fry-day!

What do you call a great chicken? Impeckable

Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC? It wasn’t on her bucket list.

What day of the week are chickens afraid of? Fry-day!

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Love them, excellent! Just what I needed to cheer me up after dealing with the nasty weather outside this morning!

 

[Faraday40]

Love them, excellent! Just what I needed to cheer me up after dealing with the nasty weather outside this morning!

Here are some more to get you through hump day:

What do you call a great chicken? Impeckable

Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC? It wasn’t on her bucket list.

Why did the hen show off her eggs? To set a good egg-xample.

Why did the farmer lose his eggs? He had no clutch control.

Why was the chicken different to the others? Because she was a little eggcentric.

What happens if someone cracks an egg on your head? The yolk’s on you.

How do you know if an egg joke is good? If it cracks you up.

What did the one egg say to the other egg? Last one out’s a rotten egg.

What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics

How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics? Eggzams.