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[Faraday40]

Love them, excellent! Just what I needed to cheer me up after dealing with the nasty weather outside this morning!

Here are some more to get you through hump day:

What do you call a great chicken? Impeckable

Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC? It wasn’t on her bucket list.

Why did the hen show off her eggs? To set a good egg-xample.

Why did the farmer lose his eggs? He had no clutch control.

Why was the chicken different to the others? Because she was a little eggcentric.

What happens if someone cracks an egg on your head? The yolk’s on you.

How do you know if an egg joke is good? If it cracks you up.

What did the one egg say to the other egg? Last one out’s a rotten egg.

What do chickens study in school? Eggonomics

How do you test a chicken’s knowledge of Eggonomics? Eggzams.

 

[Faraday40]

Why did the chicken lay an egg every day? She had hendurance.

When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel? Egg-static.

What do you do with a shy chick? Try get it to come out of its shell.

What do you think of these egg jokes? They aren’t all what they cracked up to be.

Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon? To see which came first.

Why did the hen only lay in Winter? She was no spring chicken.

What happens if you put an egg in the microwave? It eggsplodes.

 

[Faraday40]

Last batch of bad jokes to get you through the weekend:

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD JOKES?

1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

2. Why did the chicken run across the road?
To get to the other side faster.

3. Why did the chicken run across the road?
Because the lights were about to change!

4. Why did the turkey run across the road?
To prove it wasn’t chicken.

5. Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn’t exist yet.

8. Why did the chicken and the egg race across the road?
To see which came first, the chicken or the egg!

9. Why did the penguin cross the road?
Because the chicken was busy.

10. What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
Poultry in motion.

11. Why did the cactus cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.

12. Why did the chick cross the road?
For cheep thrills.

13. Why did the chicken lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.

14. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross again?
Because it was a dirty double-crosser.

15. Why did the chicken go through the Powerpoint presentation?
To get to the other slide.

 

[Finnie]

Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon? To see which came first.

This is my favorite one

 

[Finnie]

Does anybody know where I can get ducks processed? I ended up with 7 males this year, and that’s a bigger job than I want to do myself. I called J&M Poultry, but they said they don’t process ducks.

I don’t know how to find any local processors.

 

[pginsber]

Since it's Monday, here are some more bad jokes to keep you going.

What do chickens fear the most? The Apeckalypse.

Why did the young rooster act like his dad?Like feather, like son.

Why do people pinch their nose when walking past the chicken coop? Because of the fowl odor.

How do you get a chicken to read your blog? Cluckbait.

Why couldn’t the chicken find her eggs? Because she mislaid them.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement mixer? A brick layer

What day of the week are chickens afraid of? Fry-day!

What do you call a great chicken? Impeckable

Why didn’t the chicken go to KFC? It wasn’t on her bucket list.

What day of the week are chickens afraid of? Fry-day!

<groan> these are cluckin’ bad

 

[pginsber]

I think most of my 2022 pullets and my one hen are done laying for the year.
Out of 10 birds, we’re lucky to get 3 eggs in 2 days.
Anyone else’s birds already call it quits for the year?

 

[Isadora]

I think most of my 2022 pullets and my one hen are done laying for the year.
Out of 10 birds, we’re lucky to get 3 eggs in 2 days.
Anyone else’s birds already call it quits for the year?

My ducks have. Most of my hens have, but I hatched a few pullets this year who are just starting to lay. I expect they'll probably lay most of the Winter.

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

Not all of mine yet, but I'm down to 3-4 a day out of 48 hens.

My Easter hatch naked neck pullet getting close to laying, though! The rest of the pullets this year are my silkied Cochin bantams so, based on past experience with them, I'll be lucky if I see eggs from any of them before new year's.

 

[Finnie]

I think most of my 2022 pullets and my one hen are done laying for the year.
Out of 10 birds, we’re lucky to get 3 eggs in 2 days.
Anyone else’s birds already call it quits for the year?

My hens started molting in August. First a bunch, now just about all of them. I’m down to 1 or 2 eggs a day from about 50-60 hens. (. I need to do an accurate count.) Today I got no eggs at all!

But I can tell that several of them that had been looking very ratty/pin feathery are filling in and looking very pretty now, so I think they will start laying again soon. I find mine don’t really quit until Christmas.

As for this year’s pullets, the oldest ones hatched in May, so it’s kind of doubtful that they will start laying this late in the year. They might wait until late January. But, if any of them start up, then there is a good chance they will lay all winter. I have some Russian Orloffs, so if they can’t lay in winter, nothing can!