Why did the chicken lay an egg every day? She had hendurance.
When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel? Egg-static.
What do you do with a shy chick? Try get it to come out of its shell.
What do you think of these egg jokes? They aren’t all what they cracked up to be.
Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon? To see which came first.
Why did the hen only lay in Winter? She was no spring chicken.
What happens if you put an egg in the microwave? It eggsplodes.
When you rub an egg, what does the chicken inside feel? Egg-static.
What do you do with a shy chick? Try get it to come out of its shell.
What do you think of these egg jokes? They aren’t all what they cracked up to be.
Why did the man order a chicken and an egg off Amazon? To see which came first.
Why did the hen only lay in Winter? She was no spring chicken.
What happens if you put an egg in the microwave? It eggsplodes.