Interviewing Runner Ducks (with Pics starting Page#6 and 8)

[neferset]

Tomorrow we are going to interview some fawn and white runner ducks. They are about 2 years old. 4 ducks, 1 drake. And, appropriately, it's going to be another wet, rainy day.

 

[eggybritches]

What are some of the questions you are going to ask them?

 

[keeperofthehearth]

Just what I was going to ask. And how will you know they aren't lieing about their answers?

 

[Wifezilla]

Do you enjoy mud?
Have you ever eaten landscaping without permission?
Are you now or have you ever been a member of the communist party?

 

[LoreenH]

Quote:

 

[neferset]

Liking mud is going to be a definite plus these day. It's all we have.

I was thinking, "When I let you out into my goat field, am I ever going to see you again?"

 

[Willowbrook]

Are these ducks currently unemployed?

 

[neferset]

Their current employer says they are not people ducks and are not suited to their current high profile positions, but I've heard that about runner ducks before.

 

[FenDruadin]

Yes, but are they detail oriented?
And how do they feel about an inter-species workplace?

You might enquire into their hygiene and waste management habits as well.
You might start with: "Will you hopelessly muck the goat's water bucket every single day, or only on alternate Thursdays?"
Followed by: "Liquid wastes in one receptacle, solids in another; or do you practice leaving it all over the place as a valuable contribution to a fun and stimulating work environment?"

Of course, we all know the answers to those already, but it will give you some insight into whether they are truthful ducks or not.

 

[neferset]

There's always, "Are you really a duck or do you just play one on tv?"