Interviewing Runner Ducks (with Pics starting Page#6 and 8)

[tia]

Please ask them when you interview them, why they have to spill their water all over the place. I would sure like to know. Mine just quack at me or I would interview them. : )

Thanks!

 

[DuckLady]

Ask about their gang affiliations.

Turns out mine are little gangsters who inspired the theme song to COPS

Bad Ducks Bad Ducks
Whatcha Gonna Do
Whatcha Gonna Do
When They Come for you

Make sure they don't have little duck foot tats anywhere.

See mine here
https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=230805

 

[neferset]

I just read that and was remembering when the goats jumped the neighbor's fence and were brought home by the sheriff, then had to be tethered for a while as we sealed up all possible escape hatches and put fencing around their climbing tree.

Meh, Baaah, Meh, Baaah
That's the sound of the goats working on the chain gaaaaang!
That's the sound of the goats working on the chain gang!
All day long they say, "Meh, Baaah, Meh, Baaaah..."

 

[DuckLady]

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[neferset]

No, the truly funny part is that we think we won and are now considering bringing in duck masterminds who, combined with the fiendish cleverness of the goats, will bring about the end of civilization as we know it and the dawn of the World Wide Goat and Duck Federation. It always starts with duck gangs, raddishes, and clever goats climbing trees, but the ultimate goal is global domination.

 

[neferset]

Ooo...New ducky interview question: "What does the phrase, 'Today the pond, tomorrow the world,' mean to you?"

 

[Dances with Ducks]

Watch out if they flash the secret Order of the Mallard feathershake!

 

[evonne]

hey nef... my pygmies... had 2 pekin ducks in the yard with them... the ducks herded the goats... when we first got them... they sat at the gate looking forlorn.. they didn't want people.. i think they missed their ducks.... lol

i was really tempted to put my ducks in with them.. but it wouldn't have been the same... these ducks probly wouldn't chase the goats around..... the lady was getting rid fo the ducks too.. i probly should have taken them.. but i really didn't want plain white ducks at the time..

 

[neferset]

Kind of like the way Bubba Goat came to own the chickens. He was our first goat. There were no girls for sale that day and BD wanted him as King Goat. He was about 3 months old at the time.

We stayed to through the poultry auction and bought a pair of bantams. For the first week, before we got Katie Goat, they were his friends.

If a few hens arrive at the barn door at the same time as Bubba, he will stand aside and wait for the ladies to pass by. Last year we bought some started pullets. Every evening when they were getting ready to go to sleep, I'd come in and stuff them under the low nest box (because the nest box is actually a goat chair and being on top of it was not a good thing). Bubba would come up and put his head on my shoulder to watch, I think to see what I was doing with them.

It's why I was able to put the chicks and roosters out in the goat barn.

 

[neferset]

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It's the decoder leg bands that I worry about.