Interviewing Runner Ducks (with Pics starting Page#6 and 8)

[rainplace]

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Hah!

 

[FenDruadin]

I forgot to add that my ducks are a key element in my zombie invasion plan. Their significance in a successful zombie survival strategy can't be underestimated. It really must be added to the "Reasons We Love Ducks" thread.

 

[classroomducks]

they do eat just about anything dont they? My one and half week old peking snapped a bee right out of the air yesterday...chewed on it a bit and then decided it wasnt for her and spit it back out. I almost felt sorry for the bee. I would def put ducks into my zombie invasion plan!

 

[LoreenH]

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Thanks for another good reason I can tell my hubby as to why I am getting ducks! He still asks 'why?' I keep telling him, wait until we, I mean I, get them and you'll find out. He feels our two indoor cats are enough.

 

[TennesseeTruly]

I've been reading this thread to my husband and both of us have been laughing for 2 days. Of course this entire thread makes perfect sense to the two of us but then again we have 6 Pekins, 2 Calls, and 7 baby Runners. LOL

Laurie

 

[DuckLady]

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Good point!
You can ask about their credit history, specifically about paying their rent regularly.
Running a credit check is the norm these days.
Mine have zero credit rating right now and they are paying no rent at all.

 

[Duck_feeder]

- In the unlikely event of a water landing, do you double as a flotation device?

- If given a management opportunity, how many fellow ducks would you need to implement a light bulb replacement project? Please elaborate on the roles of each team member.

 

[verity]

oooooooh, Runner Ducks!

What a daring 'employer' you are ---

(don't trust a thing they say -- they are exceedingly clever and will avoid the truth at all costs)

Since Runner Ducks are so charming, ANYTHING they say 'will not be held against them' --

I feel certain they have the position without having an interview --

Be aware that when they stand perfectly still (doesn't happen often) they can be perfectly disguised as bowling pins --

Pictures, please!

 

[DuckLady]

You have the right to remain muddy.
Anything you slob could but won't ever be used against you in spite of your Bad Acts.
You have the right to a box of Cheerios,
and to have a Box of Cheerios present during any period you demand.
If you cannot afford a box of Cheerios, one will be provided for you at your human's expense.

Do you understand these ridiculous rights as I have explained them to you?

 

[gumpsgirl]