Labs are usually very quick learners and extremely loyal. Dachshunds on the other hand have one brain cell that misfires more often than not. However, they are extremely entertaining, especially when they forget that their back end is facing the chicken run and decide to back up to get a better look at a person. Seems certain parts of an intact male dachshund's anatomy look a bit like chicken snacks. Male dachshunds can also jump straight up about 3 ft when they back up too close to the chicken run
