It could only happen to me!!!!

[gritsar]

It's not starting out as a good day on the farm. I'm trying hard to get things going in the direction they need to go.

See a bill that needs to be mailed before the letter carrier comes and want to check on my youngest chicks in one of the coops at the same time. Their coop faces our driveway and mailbox.

We live on an isolated 80 acre farm. Why shouldn't I be able to check on the chicks and put the bill in the mail wearing nothing but a t-shirt and *undergarments*?

Get out to the coop, with my hindend facing the mailbox and have my ears so full of rooster crowing that I don't hear the letter carrier drive up. I froze, no place to hide.

Was it our regular mail carrier who is in her late 50s (maybe) and wouldn't be a bit taken back, knowing me? Of course not! It was her 20-something male substitute!

 

[gritsar]

(Before Imp can say it) Where's a cow when you need one?????

 

[redhen]

If that had been ME?? My carrier would have went "postal" later that day...

 

[Yay Chicks!]

Oh, my gosh. I've been have the most frustrating morning after a night of no sleep and this was the first thing in my day to make me laugh out loud. Thank you! That's perfect

 

[gritsar]

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Yeah, be sure and watch the national news later for reports out of SW Arkansas.

ETA: It sure took him a long time to put one catalog in the mailbox. Perhaps he was busy poking his own eyes out?

 

[theoldchick]

Can you imagine how he felt? All alone out in the boonies and a half naked woman bending over her mailbox? Thanks for the laugh!

 

[redhen]

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Yeah, be sure and watch the national news later for reports out of SW Arkansas.

ETA: It sure took him a long time to put one catalog in the mailbox. Perhaps he was busy poking his own eyes out?

LOL! Nah..he was taking a video for youtube...

 

[turney31]

 

[sfw2]

Quote:
Yeah, be sure and watch the national news later for reports out of SW Arkansas.

ETA: It sure took him a long time to put one catalog in the mailbox. Perhaps he was busy poking his own eyes out?

LOL! Nah..he was taking a video for youtube...

You know that they have a bulletin board at the PO, where the carriers post pics of what they've seen while out on their routes, right? Kinda like the "People of Walmart" site . . .

 

[redhen]

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LOL! Nah..he was taking a video for youtube...

You know that they have a bulletin board at the PO, where the carriers post pics of what they've seen while out on their routes, right? Kinda like the "People of Walmart" site . . .

HAHAHHAHAHA! OOh man,.... Grits you're gonna be super star soon!!

Dont forget all us little folks when you make the big time...