It could only happen to me!!!!

gritsar

Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!
12 Years
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It's not starting out as a good day on the farm. I'm trying hard to get things going in the direction they need to go.

See a bill that needs to be mailed before the letter carrier comes and want to check on my youngest chicks in one of the coops at the same time. Their coop faces our driveway and mailbox.

We live on an isolated 80 acre farm. Why shouldn't I be able to check on the chicks and put the bill in the mail wearing nothing but a t-shirt and *undergarments*?

Get out to the coop, with my hindend facing the mailbox and have my ears so full of rooster crowing that I don't hear the letter carrier drive up. I froze, no place to hide.


Was it our regular mail carrier who is in her late 50s (maybe) and wouldn't be a bit taken back, knowing me? Of course not! It was her 20-something male substitute!
 

redhen

Kiss My Grits...
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If that had been ME?? My carrier would have went "postal" later that day...
 

Yay Chicks!

Songster
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Oh, my gosh. I've been have the most frustrating morning after a night of no sleep and this was the first thing in my day to make me laugh out loud. Thank you! That's perfect
 

gritsar

Cows, Chooks & Impys - OH MY!
12 Years
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SW Arkansas
Quote:Yeah, be sure and watch the national news later for reports out of SW Arkansas.


ETA: It sure took him a long time to put one catalog in the mailbox. Perhaps he was busy poking his own eyes out?
 
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theoldchick

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Can you imagine how he felt? All alone out in the boonies and a half naked woman bending over her mailbox? Thanks for the laugh!
 

redhen

Kiss My Grits...
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Quote:Yeah, be sure and watch the national news later for reports out of SW Arkansas.


ETA: It sure took him a long time to put one catalog in the mailbox. Perhaps he was busy poking his own eyes out?


LOL! Nah..he was taking a video for youtube...
 

sfw2

Global Menace
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Mar 20, 2009
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Quote:Yeah, be sure and watch the national news later for reports out of SW Arkansas.


ETA: It sure took him a long time to put one catalog in the mailbox. Perhaps he was busy poking his own eyes out?


LOL! Nah..he was taking a video for youtube...


You know that they have a bulletin board at the PO, where the carriers post pics of what they've seen while out on their routes, right? Kinda like the "People of Walmart" site . . .



 

redhen

Kiss My Grits...
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May 19, 2008
35,107
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Western MA
Quote:LOL! Nah..he was taking a video for youtube...


You know that they have a bulletin board at the PO, where the carriers post pics of what they've seen while out on their routes, right? Kinda like the "People of Walmart" site . . .





HAHAHHAHAHA! OOh man,.... Grits you're gonna be super star soon!!


Dont forget all us little folks when you make the big time...
 
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