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[Chic-n-farmer]

Years ago I fell out of two chairs in one day.... at work!

Well, technically the first time I fell when the chair under me broke (it was a setup and I was the victim

). That was in the break room.

Later, in the office, I was perched on the edge of a rolling chair in front of the computer. (I have since learned, that when a chair has wheels and the floor has a smooth surface, full contact between the buttocks and the chair seat is a good idea!) I had just finished telling the break room incident when the chair on wheels parted company with my backside.

There were witnesses. Both times.

I managed to make it home, alive, despite a winter storm making the roads a slick mess. Then I tripped and fell in my own living room.

 

[lovesduckies]

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not sure my bright self has ever fallin out of a chair LOL

 

[Chic-n-farmer]

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not sure my bright self has ever fallin out of a chair LOL

Well, now. Aren't we feeling all smug and graceful? And by 'we' I mean 'you'.

So do you want to hear how I learned not to wear my so-old-the-soles-are-completely-smooth-chicken-feeding-crocs outside, when it is muddy or snowy, story? It should give a good boost to your esteem....

 

[The Poultry Peanut]

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not sure my bright self has ever fallin out of a chair LOL

Well, now. Aren't we feeling all smug and graceful? And by 'we' I mean 'you'.

So do you want to hear how I learned not to wear my so-old-the-soles-are-completely-smooth-chicken-feeding-crocs outside, when it is muddy or snowy, story? It should give a good boost to your esteem....

I did that in cow boy boots in my Church parking lot

Though I jumped on the ice....

And you know how in cartoons when they step on a banana peal it's heals over head..well thats how I was.

 

[lovesduckies]

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not sure my bright self has ever fallin out of a chair LOL

Well, now. Aren't we feeling all smug and graceful? And by 'we' I mean 'you'.

So do you want to hear how I learned not to wear my so-old-the-soles-are-completely-smooth-chicken-feeding-crocs outside, when it is muddy or snowy, story? It should give a good boost to your esteem....

lol i am the girl who walked though a screen door when not paying attention LOL yessss i wana hear!!!!

i also remembered my brother (who is an EOD in the army) fell down the stairs carrying a load of laundry.... yup there was a trail

he also hit his head on the car window cuz it was so clean he thought the window was down LOL

 

[PineappleMama]

I love this topic... SO many kindred spirits.

Ohhh who remembers the automatic seat belts? And, how many parked the car, thus the belt coasting back, then delayed in getting out just enough so you whacked your head on your seat belt... I always found explaining THAT one amusing.

Well, that and the time I was on the phone and had to explain I said OW because I hit my head on the ceiling... considering it was a 'beau' who'd never seen my room and thus didn't know about the kooky vaulted ceiling... well there was a notable silence to say the least.

 

[duckyfromoz]

Hey Lovesduckies...which knee is it??? I slipped over the other morning just before I left to go to work - landing hard on my right knee... Its nice and purple now.

 

[JetBlack]

My brother tried to walk before crawling too. A neighbor freaked out and rushed over and taught him to crawl. It's been found that walking first, causes (of all things) reading problems. It's a hand-eye coordination thing.

As a kid, he fell off the porch, into a pricker bush. It was awesome.

 

[lovesduckies]

haha pineapplemama you make yourself sound like a giant when you say you hit your head on the ceiling. i picture you standing up and saying puch cuz your so tall you hit the top of your head LOL

ducky it's my left knee. mine is black and blue too

we went bowling last night.. i was drinking redbull and vodka, soooo i got a bit tipsy and i hit my OTHER knee on the wood. OUCH. my mom called me an idiot LOL it's not as bad as my left one though

hmm... i think i crawled before i walked. my excuse is that i am a lack of oxygen baby. my mom had to have a c-section and the cord was around my neck. everytime my mom had a contraction my heart stopped so they had to open her up. i was in the hospital for like 2 months after and my mom and dad had to learn cpr before they took me home. they told them i would always be slow, sooo i use that to my advantage

HAHAHA

 

[The Chicken Lady]

I am one of those unfortunate souls who has fallen *up* a set of stairs more than once.