joke of the day

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Dec 8, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Settling a cow case
    A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull.

    The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the peace in the back room of the general store.

    The attorney for the railroad immediately cornered the rancher and tried to get him to settle out of court. The lawyer did his best selling job, and finally the rancher agreed to take half of what he was asking.

    After the rancher had signed the release and took the check, the young lawyer couldn't resist gloating a little over his success, telling the rancher, "You know, I hate to tell you this, old man, but I put one over on you in there. I couldn't have won the case. The engineer was asleep and the fireman was in the caboose when the train went through your ranch that morning. I didn't have one witness to put on the stand. I bluffed you!"

    The old rancher replied, "Well, I'll tell you, young feller, I was a little worried about winning that case myself, because that durned bull came home this morning."
     
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  2. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Bless your heart, every day, without fail, you post a chicken joke and rarely does anyone even comment...just wanted you to know that we really do appreciate the effort and the smiles your crazy jokes bring!!!! Keep it up!! Darlene
     
  3. Montanna

    Montanna Out Of The Brooder

    I read them too! I look forward to seeing more joke of the day!
    Thanks for putting a smile on my face! [​IMG]

    Skeeter AKA Montanna
     
  4. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    thank you very much.i do it to bring a smile and laughter to your day [​IMG]
     
  5. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    That was a good one, I search each day for your post. Thanks for the smiles and the occasional laugh.
     
  6. Crazy4Chicks

    Crazy4Chicks Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 20, 2007
    Glendale, AZ
    I read the joke of the day everyday i love them - I even pass them on to my mom ( a non-chicken owner - I am working on changing that LOL ) thank you for posting such great jokes - I have to start my day with your jokes and a cup of coffee

    Julie
     
  7. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    I look forward to them too. [​IMG]
     

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