Jokes any you can think of!

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

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Pandas are bears not marsupials.

 

[Cheekon]

 

[Oblio13]

Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the drive-in theater?

They went to see "Closed for Winter".

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

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That one is to funny.

 

[chickenbuddy]

A preacher needed a horse to get to his church, for he was growing old and becoming unable to walk the distance. He went to a horse stable and the owner brought him to a horse and said,"This is the horse for you. He has been raised a Christian since he was born. To make him start say "Praise the Lord!" and to make him stop say "Amen!" The preacher happily bought the horse. He was trotting along happily and could see his church not far away. But he suddenly saw a great canyon between him and his church. Panicking, he tried to make the horse stop "Whoa!, Stop!" He could not remember to say amen. He was a few steps away from the edge of the canyon when he said a quick prayer," God, please help me stop this horse amen." The horse stopped just in time at the edge of the canyon. The preacher, over come with joy and thanks exclaimed,"Praise the Lord!"


I think you can figure out what happened after that.

 

[chicken_boy_Kurt]

 

[Dutchgirl]

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Pandas are bears not marsupials.

Pandas are not bears, they're related in some way to raccoons.

 

[Q9]

Two guys walk into a bar. What does the third one do?

He ducks.

An atom walks into a bar and says to another atom, "I think I lost all my electrons." The second atom responds, "Are you sure?" First atom: "I'm positive."

Best physics joke ever.

 

[JessHessing1989]

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funny

 

[EE lover:)]

Did you hear about the crematory that gave discounts for burns?