Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the cows do after someone broke into the barn?

They beefed up their security.

 

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Why is telling a cow a funny cow joke pointless?

They’ve probably herd it before.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Where do Russian cows come from?

Mos-cow

 

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Where do cows get their medicine?

At the farm-acy.

 

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

 

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What math problems do cows like to solve?

Moo-tiplication problems.

 

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What do you call a cow that eats grass?

A lawn-mooer.

 

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What did the police cow say to the bad guy he caught?

Don’t mooooooove a moo-scle.

 

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How do you make Swiss cheese?

Using milk from a holey cow.

 

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What did the cow shout when it did a cannonball into the swimming pool?

“Cow-abunga!”