Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the mama goat and her kids do each night?

Read scary goat stories!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What TV show do goats enjoy watching with their families?

America’s Goat Talent.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What’s a goat’s favorite chick flick?

Something’s Goatta Give.

 

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What do you call a goat that is always cleaning up?

A room-baaa.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the angry goat say to her husband?

“Don’t goat me started.”

 

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What do you call a young goat that knows martial arts?

A karate kid.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What is a goat’s beard called?

A goatee!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Why do goats hate waiting in line at the post office?

Nobody’s goat time for that!

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?

“Baaaa-humbug.”
What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?

“Baaaa-humbug.”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?

“Baaaa-humbug.”
What did the goat that hated celebrating Christmas say?

“Baaaa-humbug.”