Jokes I know

[Chickens are awsome]

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey… and a cola.”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure. I was born with them.”

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

 

[Chickens are awsome]

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.