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Omg, I LOLed for like twenty minutes. xD
I'd feed them mashed up egg yolk (cooked) if they'll eat it, and make sure to put an antibiotic in their water, followed with probiotics (if you can find them; if not I think yogurt with live cultures may work).
Follow the directions, but like others have said, bring them to a REALLY 'spensive vet, get animal control/police involved... Call somebody higher up. It's unacceptable for ANY AGGRESSIVE DOG to be let loose, EVER. Their dogs will have to be put to sleep if anything should happen to a human. Why are animal lives any different?