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I can't believe I went without my computer (well internet access - grrrrrr) for a few days and I missed this thread and gems like this.
shudder.
I'll admit to having a hard time reading everyone's awesome responses because I get a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
And I am going to award this the GROSSEST THREAD EVER AWARD
And I'm going to leave you with a true story... I wouldn't have done this but someone decided to post a picture of one of those big madagascar roaches and I saw it and now I won't sleep tonight so this is my relatiation.
When I was in high school (eons ago) my BFF's friend (a girl I was also aquaintances with) missed a day of school. When we found out why it changed my life. She was sleeping - she woke up when she felt something in her ear. She tried to get it out, but she only pulled off two back legs. Turns out a big roach had crawled into her ear when she was asleep and had become stuck deep in her ear canal. Apparently roaches legs are constructed in such a way that they cannot back up so it just kept squirming forward and forward and forward. She wigged out so much that her mom drove her to the ER at like 2 a.m. and they had to sedate her because she was in full out Linda Blair freak-out mode and then pull the thing out of her ear and squish it. I literally spent my junior and senior years of HS sleeping with cotton in my ears, thankyouverymuch.
So for any of you who don't think roaches are a big deal, please refer back to that story. Shudder.
And if you are surprised that my chickens don't eat them - I found them under the bedding when I was cleaning out the coop, and like a previous poster said, roaches are hidden during the day and active at night, which is the opposite of my chickens.
And finally - thank you to all of you who get wigged out by them too - misery loves company LOL
And thank you to all of you who had suggestions as to how to exterminate the buggers. I'm still afraid to use poison incase a drugged roach wanders lazily out in the daytime and one of my girls eats him and dies...
I'm going to go back to shuddering................and put some cotton in my ears.
I can't believe I went without my computer (well internet access - grrrrrr) for a few days and I missed this thread and gems like this.
shudder.
I'll admit to having a hard time reading everyone's awesome responses because I get a serious case of the heebie-jeebies.
And I am going to award this the GROSSEST THREAD EVER AWARD
And I'm going to leave you with a true story... I wouldn't have done this but someone decided to post a picture of one of those big madagascar roaches and I saw it and now I won't sleep tonight so this is my relatiation.
When I was in high school (eons ago) my BFF's friend (a girl I was also aquaintances with) missed a day of school. When we found out why it changed my life. She was sleeping - she woke up when she felt something in her ear. She tried to get it out, but she only pulled off two back legs. Turns out a big roach had crawled into her ear when she was asleep and had become stuck deep in her ear canal. Apparently roaches legs are constructed in such a way that they cannot back up so it just kept squirming forward and forward and forward. She wigged out so much that her mom drove her to the ER at like 2 a.m. and they had to sedate her because she was in full out Linda Blair freak-out mode and then pull the thing out of her ear and squish it. I literally spent my junior and senior years of HS sleeping with cotton in my ears, thankyouverymuch.
So for any of you who don't think roaches are a big deal, please refer back to that story. Shudder.
And if you are surprised that my chickens don't eat them - I found them under the bedding when I was cleaning out the coop, and like a previous poster said, roaches are hidden during the day and active at night, which is the opposite of my chickens.
And finally - thank you to all of you who get wigged out by them too - misery loves company LOL
And thank you to all of you who had suggestions as to how to exterminate the buggers. I'm still afraid to use poison incase a drugged roach wanders lazily out in the daytime and one of my girls eats him and dies...
I'm going to go back to shuddering................and put some cotton in my ears.


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