just leaned against the kitchen counter with a pocket full of eggs...

I did a bunch of shopping day before yesterday and was walking out of a store and found an egg in my pocket. I thought for sure I had gotten them all!
 
I do it ALL the time. It really stinks when you have 37 hens and 1 egg. You put the egg in your pocket, forget and go get fire wood. "Um, hun? What is oozing out of your jacket?" "Your cookies." And no, I didn't get to make cookies, needed that egg.
 
A.T. Hagan :

Breaking an egg in your pocket is a right of passage. Everyone does it sooner or later. Now if you do it TWICE that's a different matter!

Every once in a while I'll find an egg the Kinder Major missed. I'll sometimes put it in the breast pocket of my shirt. I've never broken an egg there. Yet.

Like some others I've forgotten about the egg only to discover it later. Once drove all the way to Georgia with a Silkie egg in my shirt pocket.

The next time you do that, swing by Pembroke, and drop it off with me.... I'm only a couple a miles off I-16....
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I once had a couple eggs in my pant pocket, went to bend over and pick something up. . . Heard a crunch, and thought little of it. Then the raw white and yolk seeped out, and soon there was a whole patch of gooey wetness at my pocket. It was SO gross.
 
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A.T. Hagan :

Breaking an egg in your pocket is a right of passage. Everyone does it sooner or later. Now if you do it TWICE that's a different matter!

Every once in a while I'll find an egg the Kinder Major missed. I'll sometimes put it in the breast pocket of my shirt. I've never broken an egg there. Yet.

Like some others I've forgotten about the egg only to discover it later. Once drove all the way to Georgia with a Silkie egg in my shirt pocket.

Twice......
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I've done it about a half-a-dozen times, but I have ALOT of things to take care of when I do my birds, & I have had birds for over 50 years.........O.K.........I'm forgetful!
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I went out one day, gathered at least a dozen eggs, set them on a chair, and went to work on my coop. When I was done, I sat down to enjoy my handiwork.....splat.....
 
Loving these stories!
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I think it would be really funny to discover an egg in your pocket while out shopping or something, and randomly hand one to a cashier, usher, coworker, or what have you, and say "here, have an egg." then walk away.
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