Justice to Clams

[LavvyTaffy]

@HeavensHens88 wanted to tell you that I deleted my former post so made another one.

;-;

 

[HeavensHens88]

DISCLAIMER: I discovered this thread an hour ago.

AND YES
I CAN TESTIFY TO THE ATROCITIES CLAMS HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANKIND AND GENERAL PUBLIC WELFARE.

 

[Laodicia]

DISCLAIMER: I discovered this thread an hour ago.

AND YES
I CAN TESTIFY TO THE ATROCITIES CLAMS HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANKIND AND GENERAL PUBLIC WELFARE.

Testify! Reveal their treachery! I will change my vote if you can convince me!

 

[Flufferes]

EXPLODES

 

[Flufferes]

DISCLAIMER: I discovered this thread an hour ago.

AND YES
I CAN TESTIFY TO THE ATROCITIES CLAMS HAVE COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANKIND AND GENERAL PUBLIC WELFARE.

Hmmph.

 

[HeavensHens88]

Testify! Reveal their treachery! I will change my vote if you can convince me!

1. THEY STALK YOUR DREAMS AND BEHEAD YOUR LOVED ONES.
2. THEY RAID ARMORY SAFES.
3. THEY TERRORIZE INNOCENT SOUP BOWLS WITH THEIR DECEITFUL ALLURING.
4. THEY ENDANGER OUR LOCAL FARMER'S PROSPERITY.
5. DO I NEED GO ON?

 

[Flufferes]

Kill all the clams

*gasp*
Have you no respect for da ecosystems? *pokes*

 

[Flufferes]

1. THEY STALK YOUR DREAMS AND BEHEAD YOUR LOVED ONES.
2. THEY RAID ARMORY SAFES.
3. THEY TERRORIZE INNOCENT SOUP BOWLS WITH THEIR DECEITFUL ALLURING.
4. THEY ENDANGER OUR LOCAL FARMER'S PROSPERITY.
5. DO I NEED GO ON?

Go on.
Also provide detailed evidence of the cases.

 

[Laodicia]

1. THEY STALK YOUR DREAMS AND BEHEAD YOUR LOVED ONES.
2. THEY RAID ARMORY SAFES.
3. THEY TERRORIZE INNOCENT SOUP BOWLS WITH THEIR DECEITFUL ALLURING.
4. THEY ENDANGER OUR LOCAL FARMER'S PROSPERITY.
5. DO I NEED GO ON?

are you sure you're talking about clams? lol

 

[HeavensHens88]

Go on.
Also provide detailed evidence of the cases.

November 25th, 2009, the Year of our Lord. Eighteen hundred hours.
[SUBJECT] was lying in said bed, minding her own business in dreamland when [SUSPECT] abruptly shattered the peace and proceeded to remove the craniums from her closest kin in a gruesome manner utilizing a double-edged ax. There were no survivors, and no other witnesses.