Kids....

Discussion in 'Family Life - Stories, Pictures & Updates' started by insiderart, Dec 20, 2009.

  1. insiderart

    insiderart Obviously Insane

    Apr 30, 2009
    Arkansas
    Ok if you are a kid and you are feeling sick, you are already in the bathroom, do you throw up in/on:

    a) The trash can
    b) The toilet
    c) The floor

    (all answers are within 6 inches of your present location....)

    Ding ding ding if you answered C you were correct!!! If you are a kid you don't throw up in things, you throw up on things!!!! Now get your mother out of bed at 5am and change your pajamas and proceed to dilemma #2.

    Now you are snug on the couch in clean pajamas with a pillow and blanket. You have asked for some coke to calm your stomach, do you...

    a) take a drink and put the glass on the coaster
    b) drink all of the coke in one smooth action
    c) take one drink and proceed to hold the still full glass in your stupor until you drop it and spill it all over the couch and yourself

    Ding ding ding if you answered C you were correct!!! If you are a kid you will make the biggest mess possible! Now go get your mother again, and go change your pajamas again!

    Just some helpful information on how to be a kid.
     
  2. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    [​IMG] Been there, done that! Hahaha.


    But, sorry for mom. [​IMG]
     
  3. Godsgrl

    Godsgrl Ostrich wrangler

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    Sorry. [​IMG] I hope your sickie gets to feeling better soon.
     
  4. Chicks R Friends NOT Food

    Chicks R Friends NOT Food Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I feel the need to add my quiz in as well...

    If you are a dog, and you see your best friend kitty outside (who is having a bad day, wants to come inside but you are in her way, and she's hissing at you) as you are about to get walked over to the woods, do you..

    a) come back inside like your owner tells you,
    b)walk calmly over to the cat
    c) pull as hard as you can and try to run, even though you're being held in place, and kick a gallon of snow into the house and let all the heat out

    Yes, it's c.

    If you're a turkey, you're human mommy just opened the coop door to throw some food in for you do you...

    a) sit patiently for her to throw the food in
    b) run outside, but still let her throw the food in
    c) ram into the food so it spills all over the snow and proceed to stand shivering in the 10 inches of snow trying to find your food

    Of course it's c because you're a turkey which means you can't wait for the f word (food). And then "mom" has to try to sneak more food into the coop without you noticing before she shoves your fat rear inside.


    [​IMG] We must love life.
     
  5. Cornychick

    Cornychick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Every mom can relate to that one!!
     
  6. Eggs4Sale

    Eggs4Sale Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 29, 2009
    Wait. Why are we ignoring the living room carpet, pile of stuffed animals, and Mom's back while she's asleep in bed?

    I can't remember Erma Bombeck ever relating her experiences of getting thrown up on while asleep. That poor sheltered woman.
     
  7. popcornpuppy

    popcornpuppy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:They never ask Dad to clean them up, do they [​IMG]
     
  8. insiderart

    insiderart Obviously Insane

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    Quote:Luckily this was not one of the options this time... though it has been chosen before.......
     
  9. FluffyColor

    FluffyColor Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2009
    Queens, NY
    f you are a little brother with autism, and your sister his forcing you to clean a mess you made, do you...
    a)Do as you are told
    b) Come up several times to ask sis if you are done, but clean up anyway
    c) Start crying and acting like a spoiled brat (which you aren't, just act like one sometimes) until your sister screams at you that she's gong to use Tae-Kwon-Do on you if you don't shut up and clean

    Correct answer:C

    If you are the same as above (a litle brother with autism), and your sister invites you into her room for a story, do you:
    a)Sit and listen to the story she is reading you, and behave properly
    b)Lay down on her bed and listen to the story
    c)Start making a lot of noise, and then pick up sister's toy dog and turn it on so that she can't do her homework, and then throw a tantrum when she takes it away, and mess up her bed until she says "GET OUT OR I WILL TAKE THREE GIFTS OFF YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST!! MOVE! NOW!"

    Correct answer:Guess.

    If you are same as above, and your sister brings home a cabbage plant, do you:
    a)Leave it alone
    b)Look at it a couple times
    c)Pull the leaves off and then get smacked in the face

    Correct answer:C

    If you ate same as above, and your mom and sis get a chocolate cake froom the store, do you:
    a) Leave it alone, you don't want to get hit like the last time.........
    b)Have a slice with your sis
    c)Eat the entire thing by the second day-without permission

    Correct answer: Guess.
     
  10. CMV

    CMV Flock Mistress

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    Ahhhhh, kids...Gotta love them. My 4 y.o. daughter was sick last night. She was coughing so hard my husband went to check on her. He walked in the room, sat down on her bed, she rolled over toward him to hug him (so he thought) and very carefully threw up in the pocket of his bathrobe.

    Ahhhhh, kids...
     

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