Kiki's Summer Stupendous Social Salad Splash

[Ursuline Chick]

I am all squeaky clean and smelling like Clorox after dealing with skunk #9 and Raccoon #6 this morning. Yes Midge, it was another big male.

Dam***** I mean shoot, all I have is a female with three babies following her, that live in my storm drain and very large live oak in front of my house.

 

[R2elk]

I’m glad you didn’t add the word door to that...

I used to say "get on your back hoe" when referring to my backhoe.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Poetry with puns in numbers.
And you say "WTH" regarding my typical posts?
That's a bummer to see.
How often we toil to lose the ghost.
Even page one of web searching,
From any engine;
your wish, "for someone to get *Me*."
The telephone is ringing...
I do miss feeling the perpetual sanguine.
8 if I could.
12 if I should
9 if we can't
Time will always show us where we stand
And 4 sharing the map
2 show where we begin....

(I fell asleep before getting to send this reply, darn it)

WTH.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Um.... yeah. Duck's phone has been in the worst places. Hands down.

True that.

 

[featherhead007]

Nah, she has a backhoe now.

Good point!

 

[R2elk]

Dam***** I mean shoot, all I have is a female with three babies following her, that live in my storm drain and very large live oak in front of my house.

When I walked to the mailbox on Friday, I saw huge raccoon tracks on the path. I now know what went with those tracks.

When I went to let the guineas out this morning I noticed that a coon had taken down the bird feeder. I was ticked when I checked the Trail Camera and found out that I had forgotten to turn it on last night so didn't get pics of the culprit. Fortunately when I got to the top of the hill the coon was waiting for me in a DPC trap.

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I used to say "get on your back hoe" when referring to my backhoe.

Oh my, I will definitely pick this up.

 

[The Moonshiner]

All of those concerns would be Duck and her dungeon.

Exactly. It's 2020 so I mean I could understand a pit in the barn, a cage in the attic or a box under a bed but a dungeon in today's time. That's just concerning.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Exactly. It's 2020 so I mean I could understand a pit in the barn, a cage in the attic or a box under a bed but a dungeon in today's time. That's just concerning.

How about a chicken coop with a man-eating Sapphire Gem?
She's a hungry one, that Poppy.

 

[featherhead007]

Depends on who it is. Some use the phrase "Good riddance".

I have to confess, I have said that before at a funeral (only to myself though)