Kiki's Summer Stupendous Social Salad Splash

[Kiki]

Some apple holders!

slice.
Get the damn word right.

 

[Kiki]

Shoulders! View attachment 2289216

Jesus Christ look at those shoulders.
I had to squeeze my legs.

 

[Conan]

slice.
Get the damn word right.

Oh, soooo sorry. Slice holders.

 

[Kiki]

Shoulders! View attachment 2289216

Am I close?

 

[Conan]

Jesus Christ look at those shoulders.
I had to squeeze my legs.

Squeeze is an s word. So is suck... hmmm.

 

[Bear1978]

Confucius says- Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes with a smelly finger..

STANK.

 

[MROO]

Look how Sweet

I had a pair of ring-necked doves way back when (early teens.) They were beautiful, quiet friendly little birds ... and my brother's pet raccoon turned them both into lunch. I think that's the closest I've ever come to fratricide! If he hadn't felt so horrible about it and offered to clean up the mess himself, I think I would have, I swore off birds for a coon's age ... literally. I didn't get birds again until after she died!

 

[Conan]

Am I close?
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You got better shoulder holders than I do.

 

[Kiki]

You got better shoulder holders than I do.

Shizzle my nizzle.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

So do I. It's okay. You're not alone.

Same.