Kiki's Summer Stupendous Social Salad Splash

[sdm111]

My dad messed up some peel and stick tile under our kitchen table cause of a corn snake

with a shovel

 

[Ursuline Chick]

We shot a possum in the attic with rat shot. The roof needed to be replaced anyway

 

[The Moonshiner]

Not exactly. Picked up the skillet to wash it and snake was half under it half behind it. Started coming uncoiled and suprised me so I dropped the skillet like a b!tch.
Saw my hammer at other end of the counter so grabbed it and F'ing slammed him way too hard to make up for my b!tch move and watched as the back splash piece popped off the wall from the force.
Total hillbilly move. I'm proud of myself.

 

[R2elk]

My uncle messed up some linoleum and walls trying to shoot a rat in the kitchen with a .22 and bird shot.

He finally stuck it to a wall with an arrow. It wasn't any fun trying to get a raging rat on an arrow out of the house.

 

[R2elk]

We shot a possum in the attic with rat shot. The roof needed to be replaced anyway

I know a fellow that was at home with his GFs son. They entertained themselves by shooting flies on the walls and ceiling with a .22. It was a rental.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Wait shooting in houses is a thing!?

 

[The Moonshiner]

I would rather have a snake on the counter than a rat.

Well here it isn't an either or. Rats ain't allowed on the counters either.
I don't need snakes for rodent control. I use poison.

 

[sealer39]

Not exactly. Picked up the skillet to wash it and snake was half under it half behind it. Started coming uncoiled and suprised me so I dropped the skillet like a b!tch.
Saw my hammer at other end of the counter so grabbed it and F'ing slammed him way too hard to make up for my b!tch move and watched as the back splash piece popped off the wall from the force.
Total hillbilly move. I'm proud of myself.

Cause smashing him with a skillet would be to lady like and not nearly as funny.

 

[R2elk]

I know a fellow that was at home with his GFs son. They entertained themselves by shooting flies on the walls and ceiling with a .22. It was a rental.

She was not a happy camper the next time it rained.

 

[sealer39]

Wait shooting in houses is a thing!?

Sure, with the right back drop!