Kiki's WeekEND Home Made Goodie Goodness

[gointothebirdsfarm]

You have not failed ... every cell in your body is replaced every seven years. Nothing in your system has EVER physically touched alcohol. It's just in your memory. Go ahead and claim it ... you're clean!

Not every cell...

 

[ShrekDawg]

I hug strangers still...I just don't kiss them.

Only grocery store strangers.
We both wear masks.

Wait... why would you hug grocery store strangers!? I small talk with them but I’ve never wanted to hug them!?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Ah, okay.
Good luck and good health!


You also take pictures of their legs, apparently....

I almost pulled a Kiki last week and took a picture of a dude in the grocery store I wasn’t able to though. I tried.

 

[MROO]

don’t worry, I’m not a stalker!!!

Well .... not OPENLY, at least ...

 

[ShrekDawg]

I'll be breaking ribs!

I’ve always been told I give bear hugs. My nana loves them

 

[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

I'll be breaking ribs!

That’s happened to me before.
A hug too tight, ever since it hasn’t been right!
Seriously, I can’t laugh too hard or I hurt myself.

 

[MROO]

Now I'm thinking of a piece of bread with like 5 holes cut in it and a quail egg in each hole.
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If the heat wave pans out ... you can probably cook 'em right on a slab of concrete!

 

[Tesumph]

Wait... why would you hug grocery store strangers!? I small talk with them but I’ve never wanted to hug them!?

She is a freako. They're too scared to resist.

 

[gointothebirdsfarm]

Hey! You're on the same time schedule I'm on ... US East Coast?

Yeppers!

 

[ShrekDawg]

It doesn't matter. Even if all of your friends and family drink, SOMEONE has got to drive home, right? I actually like being the non-drinker (or the very light drinker) in the the group. Being the sober/straight one is often VERY entertaining. Oh, the STORIES we get to tell about everyone, later on ... and they don't even have to be TRUE!

See for me most drunk people annoy me

Not all of them though. There are fun ones!