Kiki's WeekEND Home Made Goodie Goodness

[R2elk]

I'm pretty sure you were squeezing the wrong kind of teats.

That may be. It was a twice a day chore, morning and evening. Didn't dare skip a day either.

 

[MROO]

About what!? Not much more to tell I just rolled my sleeves, shirt, and shorts up as far as they could go without revealing anything then laid in the sun for like an hour lol

I am thinking I might have to start wearing tank tops or bathing suits or something to actually tan the rest

ETA: I missed the edit before. I am dying

Not those ones sadly. I thought someone might come home

Tank tops & spaghetti straps! That'll do the trick!

 

[SnapdragonQ]

I'm not taken. But no woman in her right mind would want me.

Heck no, you live in a sand pit in the sticks and hate Sam's Club/Costco! Haven't heard yet if you're a puppy kicker or not...
I'm assuming the Airedale says no, but well, you know...you hold the keys to the dinner bowl.

 

[R2elk]

Lactose intolerant?

Who knows?

 

[MROO]

i got it from my daddy!! yes i slept with with rollers i. my hair from 18mos til i was darn near an adult!!!

I remember being SO grateful when Mom found those spongy rollers. The hard plastic ones were a BEAST to sleep in ... but every Saturday, we wore 'em to bed so we'd have sausage curls for church. It was required!

 

[MROO]

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here’s one of me and samson!!

I had a rescued screech owl! His name was Oliver - and he went to school a lot ... just like Mary's lamb!

 

[MROO]

What the hell is a Casper spot

White as a ghost!

 

[SnapdragonQ]

IME (for what that's worth), if a rooster is human aggressive, it tends to get worse not better as it matures. They generally get better with the hens as they learn their moves. Sooooo, if you're okay with him attacking you, and there are no littles around and your family is okay with it, you can decide whether to put up with this behavior or not.

My two up-and-coming thugs attack me less and less as my aim improves. (Sorry if that offends anyone, but I can't throw a random stick hard enough to hurt anything anyway. ) I am about ready to do a butchering-for-stock day. Just waiting to make sure I have a few likely lads ready to step up to the plate.

Does not offend me.
I am the goddess of the food and giver of shelter. Attack me and you are gone. Attack my child and you'll suffer.... then you will be gone.

 

[MROO]

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and as you can tell from this one, i was always talkative even with landlines!!

Yeah ... but look at those awesome CURLS!

 

[MROO]

All the spots that are white as Casper of course!

My upper arms, thighs, stomach, etc.

And other places but I didn’t tan those

I wear t shirts constantly so my forearms are super tan

Roll up those tee sleeves, Girl!