Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[MROO]

Are those real dogs ?

Bantam dogs.

 

[Painted Calls]

Bantam dogs.

Or in Kiki Speak, faker dogs.

 

[MROO]

I yapped at a lady that had a turkey in her bedroom. Don’t get me wrong, I’m the type of crazy that would have a house bird, but not at the birds expense. I noticed the background was hoarderish, I just couldn’t hold my tongue on that one. I have geese that spend the day out and come in at night. They sleep in a kiddie pool.

I had a turkey in my room for a long time ... 'til I got smart and divorced him. He was a hoarder, too ... of phone numbers in his little black book!

 

[MROO]

Well there's always one that doesn't have enough common sense to listen to reason.

But that's okay. We voted to keep you, anyway!

 

[featherhead007]

I had a turkey in my room for a long time ... 'til I got smart and divorced him. He was a hoarder, too ... of phone numbers in his little black book!

There is a rooster in here with me at the moment. (Does that count)?

 

[sourland]

Or in Kiki Speak, faker dogs.

Faker dogs for sure. I know all about them - they pee and crap in your house.

 

[ShannonR]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AMEN BROTHER! AMEN! POST OF THE DAMN DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My first week on BYC I stumbled across some nonsensical thread about diapers and chickens/birds living in some woman's bedroom and I simply mentioned how FUBAR that was and all the crazies came down on me like a freakin' ton of bricks.

Then I really Effed up and checked into the LXZEQBGTFU thread and next thing you know I was the devil incarnate!

You're my new best friend

 

[MROO]

'Zactly like that!

 

[featherhead007]

I didnt know Gucci made dog str

We have a dog stroller. It’s literally saved one of my dogs lives. Without it we would’ve had to put him down back in November.
View attachment 2273452We were gonna buy another one for an old blind silkie we adopted, but we realized it would’ve stressed her out so we didn’t.

I didn't know Gucci made dog strollers?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Apparently they’re considering banning TikTok here!? What!?