Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[MROO]

SAFFY! Do you have a funnel and a tube that fits on said funnel??
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I’m making one for later but if you have the means by golly, you make it! It’s an adult beverage chugging device.

Mine's on a hat ... and it says, "Look Ma, NO HANDS!"

 

[muddy75]

Heck no! I’ve never used one but can shotgun and keg-stand so I ain’t scurrrd!

I have to try a keg stand sometime prolly winter when we have the tap inside the cooler......but I have been known to win a few “chugging” contests!!!!

 

[MROO]

I've never had more than two beers, and that's my confession for the day. I think three shots would kill me.

Back in my misspent youth, everyone knew that it only took one drink to get me drunk ... and it was usually number five. Since I could never figure out a way to get straight from number four to number six without a five, friends usually stopped me at three. Really GOOD friends helped me stop counting!

 

[Painted Calls]

I missed some

how many do you need!?

Oh I know I am I would be so wasted I’m sure

I have a high tolerance.

 

[Painted Calls]

Fixing to throw back a little Rye. Lord knows my nerves this week could use it.

 

[Painted Calls]

@The Moonshiner check out supper! I know you're supper jealous.

 

[Painted Calls]

@The Moonshiner check out supper! I know you're supper jealous.
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Damn auto correct switched "supper" and "super".

 

[muddy75]

Damn auto correct switched "supper" and "super".

Sure autocorrect.....has NOTHING to do with bottle of rye whiskey!!!!!

 

[ShrekDawg]

I have a high tolerance.

Fixing to throw back a little Rye. Lord knows my nerves this week could use it.
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[WhatTheDuckingDuck]

That crap is everywhere.....I even got emails this past few weeks that due to issues with theft and fraud my DEA cert fee is increasing AGAIN to 888 per renewal and they are still blaming dentists for opioid crisis when we write for only a fraction of the opioids prescribed!!!!

I know this but the slogan in SD is, “Meth, we’re on it.” They have an ad that has children saying they’re on it, hilarious.