Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[Kiki]

Be sure and to frame it for that price. The kids keep losing theirs. I gave it to you, you order the new one...

My mom tried to pull this.
I swear she never gave me one.

 

[RUNuts]

My mom tried to pull this.
I swear she never gave me one.

Damn kids. Lose their heads if they weren't glued on.

Did you check the important papers file?

 

[CSAchook]

My mom tried to pull this.
I swear she never gave me one.

I couldn’t find mine when I needed a new passport earlier this year. Those fees suck!

 

[RUNuts]

I couldn’t find mine when I needed a new passport earlier this year. Those fees suck!

Damn tax collectors! Choot'em.

 

[MROO]

Shoot, you're making me look like a real psychopath over here.

Ummm .... there's an old saying about the size of a shoe and the size of a foot. Y'know, how if they match, said footwear should be placed upon the appropriate body part?
And with that in mind ... I think I'll go put on my wuss-shoes, now!

 

[RUNuts]

Shoot, you're making me look like a real psychopath over here.

You realize, of course, that you don't need our help.

Especially, since you are someone's favorite. There must be a reason. Hmmm. I wonder what it could be?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Loup Garou and Rougarou are used interchangeably in south Louisiana to refer to a swamp monster. Look it up.

I think I saw this once on like NCIS or some crime show lol Jimmy was like all excited and thought it was the swamp monster.

 

[Conan]

Drinking my dinner tonight. No, not booze (for once), but a delicious raspberry smoothie out of this fine white trash glass.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Why didn't someone tell me this before it was time to renew my DL?

They’ve been advertising it for like 2 years before

 

[MROO]

I’m lucky Luna is a very gentle, loving cat. She doesn’t bite or use claws unless it’s absolutely necessary. Even then it’s just like a swat lol she much prefers to yell at you and she lets the vets and groomers do anything they want to her. They all say she’s the most well behaved cat they’ve seen one time I couldn’t find her crate so just took her in on a leash and she legit just chilled on the receptionists desk and didn’t want to leave when I put her down to sign the receipt she just laid down lol

Well, I have Luna's evil twin ... KoHana looks just like her - same color, coat and nearly identical markings, but she had a rough start, so she's extremely timid. I will say that the "evil" part only comes out when she's scared ... and she was terrified when she bit DD. Most if the time, Hana is just a beautiful little princess, sitting quietly in the shadows until dinnertime. Then she suddenly becomes Miss Socialite ... complete with head butts and teeny tiny purrs. She's really very sweet!