Kiki's White Trash and or Nerdy Birthday Bash Funeral

[MROO]

A little fixin' up and that could be really nice, (Well okay—a LOT of fixin' up & even more cleanin' up...)

If those old floors are salvageable, they'll be GORGEOUS!

 

[ShrekDawg]

Suns out!!!!!

I am currently tanning in it LOL

 

[MROO]

That gal is our beloved Kiki. It was a demonstration, she could have cracked the eggs into a bowl just as easily.

But where's the fun in THAT! I guess it's better to have egg all over your hands than egg all over your face, eh? Like mine?

 

[muddy75]

I am currently tanning in it LOL

Hopefully in an actual bikini this time instead of frumpy shorts and T-shirt

 

[Kiki]

Okay, that makes sense ... but that gal still ended up with the edible part of the egg all over her hands and counter. At least the dog was happy!

I was not trying to be neat.
I was just trying to show the dog how to crack an egg.

 

[ShrekDawg]

But where's the fun in THAT! I guess it's better to have egg all over your hands than egg all over your face, eh? Like mine?

When I did it I had some explode on my shirt

 

[ShrekDawg]

Hopefully in an actual bikini this time instead of frumpy shorts and T-shirt

Nope

 

[casportpony]

Does anyone else have quail that gather at fence wanting to be splashed from the pool????

My pigeons do!

 

[casportpony]

Unanswered threads need some love!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/pages/unanswered/

 

[reddogmaster2]

"Monies"? Who talks like that?



You can still read through the scribble.

Monies is the plural term for money. Usually someone who is trained in Finance (pronounced Fe-Nance, not FIE-NANCE for your snobby types! HA!) and looks at money as inventory.

I know this because I am one educamated sumbitch in the fine arts of bidness!

(And the esteemed George C Wallace signed my DEE-Ploma from the university that formerly was known as Alabama Polytechnic Institute! Swear to God!)