Kiki's Yoga Party. Game over

[Conan]

I might need to try this!

Um, no. Please don't.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Do not attempt this in ski boots, by the way. I did that once... can't remember what happened, but I don't think that it felt particularly good.

Oh gosh! That sounds interesting

 

[Kiki]

Look up upward facing bow of you'd like to attempt dying.

I want to die.


This?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Probably not. A good chiropractor could clear it up very fast but you can very easily undo their work with improper posture.

Good point!!! Maybe I’ll work on posture first.

 

[Conan]

Good point!!! How would I work on that?? I can do push-ups but I’m not particularly good at them.

If you are doing push-ups with poor form, you are not doing yourself any favors. Do push-ups on your knees, and keep your core firm. Look up core exercises. There are a ton of them.

 

[R2elk]

Shh, I'm trying to mislead her.

You know that I am a teller of truths as I see it.

 

[Kiki]

Physical beauty in women does not necessarily = beauty in personality and behavior.

Ever get to know someone and realize the longer you get to know them the hotter they get?

 

[ShrekDawg]

Um, no. Please don't.

Didn’t you just say to a few minutes ago!?

 

[Kiki]

Good to know! Thanks! Can I do anything for it myself or would I have to see someone about it???

No you don't need to go see somebody about it.
Just put your phone down.

 

[R2elk]

If you are doing push-ups with poor form, you are not doing yourself any favors. Do push-ups on your knees, and keep your core firm. Look up core exercises. There are a ton of them.

That isn't how guys do them.